10knotes:

8yearoldslut:

rihanna escaping from her habitat at the zoo

(Source: rihanna-pictures-leaked)

rubycosmos:

earthnation:

what if milk had pulp

(via laughbitches)

geeezluis:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

This is just great

(via distinctmemory)

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

(via blackdahliadoll)

hanzukel:

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

ok goodnight

(via crystallized-teardrops)

(Source: imwithkanye, via livefvst)

tastefullyoffensive:

The cat who sits like a dude. [d3ftone]

(via sugarr--titss)

(Source: basnad, via crystallized-teardrops)

theofficialmrsclaus:

“tell the class a little about yourself”

(via crystallized-teardrops)

(via mylifeaslesbian)

(Source: susgirl, via crystallized-teardrops)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via crystallized-teardrops)

felicefawn:

I think if someone did this for me I’d cry with happiness and then ask them to marry me and let me love them forever.

nue:

stop reading my posts if you know me in real life

(Source: toyosatomimi, via crystallized-teardrops)